Strange signs around my neighborhood

There are some super bright fluorescent signs with the message "Anthony Please Call Me" in big black letters all over my neighborhood. I'm taking poster board, poster paint and some tools to get these signs up. What in the world is this for? I get that someone - most likely a girl - is looking for this guy Anthony. What gets me is don't we all occasionally have crazy thoughts - well maybe if I do this that will happen yet rarely follow through. What in the world possessed this creature to create all of these signs? Is she preggers? Is Anthony a son, lover, husband? Did she lose her man to the poker room down the street? Did he disappear into casino smoked filled gamblers heaven? Who knows. I know the signs are bugging the crap out of me.